{"product_id":"merry-kissmyass-santa-christmas-t-shirt","title":"Merry Kissmyass Santa T-Shirt - Funny Rude Christmas Gift","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:#222;line-height:1.6;max-width:760px;\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 16px;padding:12px 16px;background:#f7f7f7;border-radius:3px;font-size:0.95em;color:#222;\"\u003eLooking for a Christmas tee for someone who has had enough of the festive cheer?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size:1.25em;margin:0 0 4px;color:#111;font-weight:700;line-height:1.3;\"\u003eMerry Kissmyass\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 18px;font-size:0.9em;color:#777;\"\u003eSanta says it his way · GitGraf\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 14px;\"\u003eNot every Christmas card has to be sweet. Here Santa turns around, sticks his bottom out in his red trousers and grins over his shoulder - Merry Kissmyass to everyone who was naughty, rude or just too much this year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 14px;\"\u003eA bold, colourful cartoon print with chunky red lettering topped with snow, looking great on all 7 shirt colours. 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