Father's Day wishes - funny, touching, from a son, daughter and grandchildren (50 ready-made texts)

Father's Day in the UK falls on 21 June, in Poland - as always - on 23 June. If your dad lives in the British Isles, you have a double occasion (and a double excuse if you forget one of the dates). Here are 50 ready-made wishes - copy freely, Dad does not need to know you had a cheat sheet.

Funny Father's Day wishes

  • Dad, thank you for half of my genes. The better half I obviously got from you - at least that is what you claim, and I am not arguing. All the best!
  • Dad, you are like Google - you know everything. Only you answer more slowly and always add a lecture about how it was in your day. I love you anyway!
  • Dad, for Father's Day I wish you... that your hair goes grey only from good ideas, not from my antics!
  • All the best to a man who can fix absolutely anything... except my alarm clock in the morning.
  • You are the only cash machine in the world that can also tell a bad joke (a “dad joke”). All the best!
  • Dad, on your special day I finally allow you to fall asleep on the sofa with the remote in your hand, fully legally!
  • I admire you for the fact that, despite the passing years, you still believe that old cabinet in the garage will “come in handy” one day.
  • Thank you for teaching me to use a power drill and filler. Thanks to you I know that a tradesman from an advert would have charged me a fortune.
  • Congratulations, Dad! You receive the honourable title of “Most Patient Driver” who survived teaching his own child to drive!
  • Happy Father's Day to my favourite home mechanic, plumber and electrician in one!

Short and manly (for a text / WhatsApp)

  • All the best, Dad! Lots of health, success and peace and quiet!
  • Happy Father's Day! May all breakdowns steer clear of you.
  • Good health, a cold beer in the fridge and your team always winning.
  • Cheers, Dad! A reliable car and nothing but straight roads in life.
  • To the best Dad in the world I send a manly handshake!
  • Stay well, enjoy life and do not worry about small things.
  • Lots of rest and always fruitful trips fishing / to the allotment!
  • Dad, you are great. All the best on your special day!
  • Nothing but success, a full wallet and no stress at work.
  • Respect, Dad. I wish you all the best that life has to offer!

Touching wishes for Dad

  • Dad, you are my hero without a cape. Thank you for every life lesson, kind word and always helping hand.
  • I have always admired your strength, honesty and hard work. You are the greatest authority in the world for me.
  • For never doubting me and always knowing how to show me the right path - thank you from the bottom of my heart, Dad.
  • You are the rock of our family. I wish that over the years you have more and more time for well-earned rest and for pursuing your own passions.
  • Dad, no matter where fate takes me, I will always carry in my heart the home you created for us. Living far away, I think of you every day.
  • Thank you for the sense of security with which you always surrounded me. I wish you unfailing health and a cheerful spirit every day.
  • I love you for who you are - an honest, wise and good man. May every day bring you pride and joy.

Wishes from a son

  • Dad, thank you for showing me what it means to be a responsible and tough man without losing heart.
  • I have always wanted to be like you. Thank you for being my unreachable role model, Boss!
  • For tinkering together in the garage, matches in front of the TV and real man-to-man talks - thanks, Dad. You are the best.
  • Your advice always works. Thank you for being able to count on your support in the man's world.
  • You raised me to be a tough guy, but today I will tell you straight from the heart: I love you, Dad, and thank you for everything.

Wishes from a daughter

  • For every boy a dad is a hero, but for every daughter he will always remain her first beloved man.
  • No matter how grown up I get, in your eyes I always want to remain that little daddy's girl. I love you!
  • You taught me how a man should respect a woman, by showing it through your own example and Mum's. You are wonderful.
  • Thank you for always treating me like a princess and defending me from the whole world. All the best, Daddy!
  • Your smile and your handshake are my greatest sense of security. For Father's Day I send lots of kisses!

Wishes from small children (to dictate to a little one)

  • My Daddy is a superhero who does not wear a cape, but he makes the best sandwiches in the world!
  • Although I have small hands and still take wobbly steps, my little heart loves you most in the world, Daddy.
  • For Daddy, who has the best ideas for games, throws me the highest and roars the loudest like a dinosaur!
  • You are the biggest and strongest Dad in the world. When you put me on your shoulders, I feel like I am touching the clouds!
  • For Father's Day I promise to eat my whole dinner today and tidy the blocks off the carpet (at least most of them!).

Wishes in English (Father's Day)

They will come in handy when the card is going to a British father-in-law or when the children write in both languages:

  • Happy Father's Day to the best dad in the world! Thank you for everything you do - we love you more than words can say.
  • Dad, you taught me everything I know - except how to thank you properly. This card will have to do. Happy Father's Day!
  • To the man who taught me how to ride a bike, fix things and laugh at myself - Happy Father's Day. You're a legend.

Wishes + a gift = the full set

The best wishes work twice as well when you add to the card something Dad will wear with pride. In our collection of t-shirts for Dad you will find the designs “Best Dad In The World” and “One Of A Kind Father”, for a biker dad - something on two wheels, and for a dad who is a grandad - t-shirts for grandad. We print locally in the UK, shipping is free - you will make it before 21 and 23 June.

See also: 7 gift ideas for Father's Day · birthday wishes · Mother's Day wishes