Looking for the right words for a card, a text or a Facebook post? We've gathered over 400 ready-made wishes for every occasion — funny, heartfelt, short and in English. Pick an occasion, copy it and sign with your own name. 💝
Birthday wishes
Funny, heartfelt, short for a text, elegant for the boss and in-laws, and wise ones with a message.
See 50 wishes →🎉For an 18th birthday
Funny ones for an 18th, heartfelt ones from parents and short ones for a text — plus English versions.
See wishes →🎈For a 40th birthday
The big four-oh calls for wishes with a sense of humour — for him and for her, plus English versions.
See wishes →🥂For a 50th birthday
Half a century — funny, classy and heartfelt wishes for mum, dad or a friend.
See wishes →📅Name days
Short, funny and traditional — because name days are a Polish tradition the British envy us for.
See wishes →🌷Mother's Day
Heartfelt and funny, separately from a daughter and from a son, and also for a mother-in-law and a mum-to-be.
See 50 wishes →🛠️Father's Day
Funny, manly and to the point, from a son, from a daughter and from the little ones. UK: 21.06, Poland: 23.06.
See 50 wishes →👵👴Grandmother's and Grandfather's Day
Heartfelt, funny and from little grandchildren — for the 21st and 22nd of January and any other occasion.
See wishes →🎄Christmas
Traditional, funny and a special section: wishes from afar for loved ones back in Poland.
See 50 wishes →💍Wedding
Classic, short for the envelope, funny and wise quotes about love for the newlyweds.
See 50 wishes →❤️Valentine's Day
Romantic, rhyming for a text, funny and separate sets for him and for her.
See 50 wishes →You've got the wishes — but what about the gift?
Add a t-shirt to the card that'll make the birthday person laugh. We print locally in the country of delivery, which is why shipping is always free, and the parcel arrives within 3–7 days.
See bestsellersLooking for gift ideas? Browse all posts in our Gift Guide →