I'm Friendly But My Husband Isn't T-Shirt - Funny Wife Gift
✓ Darmowa wysyłka · ✓ Druk w kraju adresata — bez ceł · ✓ Dostawa zwykle 3–7 dni
Size guide
Description
In short: I'm Friendly, But My Husband Isn't. Don't Touch! is a funny tee for the nice half of the marriage - she smiles, he glares. Soft Gildan 64000 cotton, unisex fit, S-3XL, print on the front or the back - you choose.
I'm Friendly But My Husband Isn't T-Shirt - Funny Wife Gift
COUPLES - husband & wife tees · English print · GitGraf
She's the friendly one in this marriage - the shirt just politely mentions who isn't: "I'm friendly, but my husband isn't. Don't touch!"
A perfect little anniversary or Valentine's joke from a husband who knows he married the charming one - and is happy to play the bodyguard.
The print is an original English design - bold grunge capitals with a handwritten "Don't touch!" accent.
Perfect for:
- an anniversary gift for the wife
- a Valentine's Day gift for her
- a birthday surprise from the husband
- a fun gift for the bride or a newlywed wife
- any wife who does the smiling while he does the glaring
| For | Her - wife, fiancee, bride |
| Occasion | Anniversary / Valentine's Day / birthday / wedding |
| English - "I'm Friendly, But My Husband Isn't. Don't Touch!", grunge lettering | |
| Print position | front or back - you choose when ordering |
| Fit | unisex Gildan 64000 |
| Sizes | S-3XL |
| Material | 100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester) |
| Colours | 7: white, black, navy, heather grey, burgundy, pink, light blue |
💌 Buying as a gift? Ready message to copy:
To the friendly half of us - I'll do the glaring. Happy anniversary! [Your name]
FAQ
Who is this shirt for?
For her - the friendly half of the couple. The joke lands best when the nice one wears it.
What does the design look like?
Bold distressed capitals reading "I'm friendly, but my husband isn't." finished with a handwritten "Don't touch!".
Can the print go on the back instead?
Yes - choose front or back when ordering, the design itself stays the same.
Order today - the friendliest warning she'll ever wear. ❤️
Materials & care
100% soft ring-spun cotton (Gildan 64000 Softstyle). Wash inside out at 30°C, no bleach. Do not tumble dry and do not iron directly over the print — that way the print stays with you for years.
Shipping & returns
Free shipping — we print locally in the destination country, usually 2–7 working days. "Change of mind" returns within 14 days (does not apply to personalised products). Details in our refund policy.