I'm Friendly But My Wife Isn't T-Shirt - Funny Husband Gift
I'm Friendly But My Wife Isn't T-Shirt - Funny Husband Gift
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Description
In short: I'm Friendly, But My Wife Isn't. Don't Touch! is a funny warning tee for a happily married man. Soft Gildan 64000 cotton, unisex fit, S-3XL, print on the front or the back - you choose.
I'm Friendly But My Wife Isn't T-Shirt - Funny Husband Gift
COUPLES - husband & wife tees · English print · GitGraf
Every friendly guy needs a warning label - this tee does the talking: "I'm friendly, but my wife isn't. Don't touch!"
It is the anniversary or Valentine's gift that says "I love you" and "hands off" in the same breath - straight from the wife who approves this message.
The print is an original English design - bold distressed capitals finished with a handwritten "Don't touch!" flourish.
Perfect for:
- an anniversary gift for a husband with a sense of humour
- a Valentine's Day surprise for him
- a birthday gift from the wife
- a wedding or engagement gift for the groom
- any married man who is the friendly half of the team
| For | Him - husband, fiance, groom |
| Occasion | Anniversary / Valentine's Day / birthday / wedding |
| English - "I'm Friendly, But My Wife Isn't. Don't Touch!", grunge lettering | |
| Print position | front or back - you choose when ordering |
| Fit | unisex Gildan 64000 |
| Sizes | S-3XL |
| Material | 100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester) |
| Colours | 7: black, white, navy, heather grey, burgundy, olive, royal blue |
💌 Buying as a gift? Ready message to copy:
You're the friendly one - I'll handle the rest. Don't touch! Love, [Your name]
FAQ
What does the print say exactly?
It reads "I'm friendly, but my wife isn't. Don't touch!" - bold distressed capitals with the last line in a handwritten style.
Can I choose where the print goes?
Yes - the same design can go on the front or on the back. Pick your side when ordering.
Will it arrive in time for our anniversary?
We print locally and ship fast, with free delivery. Order a few days ahead so it arrives comfortably in time.
Order today - fair warning has never looked this good. ❤️
Materials & care
100% soft ring-spun cotton (Gildan 64000 Softstyle). Wash inside out at 30°C, no bleach. Do not tumble dry and do not iron directly over the print — that way the print stays with you for years.
Shipping & returns
Free shipping — we print locally in the destination country, usually 2–7 working days. "Change of mind" returns within 14 days (does not apply to personalised products). Details in our refund policy.