Jam Jest Emeryt - Polish T-Shirt, Funny Retirement Gift
Jam Jest Emeryt - Polish T-Shirt, Funny Retirement Gift
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Description
Retirement gift - T-shirt „Jam Jest Emeryt” (I Am the Retiree) with a Polish slogan. Looking for a retirement gift for someone who has been planning that first Monday without an alarm clock for years? This T-shirt says what he says: retirement is a promotion, not a demotion - prince of laziness, wizard of relaxation, in a calm blue.
An armchair fit for the king of laziness
Jam Jest Emeryt · Blue Armchair · Retirement Gift
The first Monday without an alarm clock, coffee drunk to the last drop, a newspaper read from cover to cover - and an armchair that from today has a new permanent occupant. The blue version is as calm as that morning and suits a grandpa who treats retirement as a promotion.
Perfect for:
- retirement of a dad or grandpa who has been waiting for that Monday
- from his wife, who finally has him at home for coffee
- from colleagues at the leaving party
- first birthday without an alarm clock
- ready to give with a card - the wishes are below, just copy them out
| Who it's for | Dad, grandpa, father-in-law - a freshly retired man |
| Occasion | Retirement, leaving the job, birthday |
| „JAM JEST EMERYT · Władca wolnego czasu · Książę lenistwa, czarodziej relaksu.” (I Am the Retiree · Master of Free Time · Prince of Laziness, Wizard of Relaxation) + blue armchair with a pipe and a book | |
| Print language | Polish |
| Translation | "I am the retiree - master of free time, prince of laziness, wizard of relaxation" |
| Fit | unisex |
| Sizes | S-3XL |
| Material | 100% ring-spun cotton, approx. 150 g/m² |
| Care | wash inside out at 30°C or cooler |
Ready-made card wishes (in Polish - copy them onto your card)
Gratulacje z okazji emerytury! Niech fotel czeka rozgrzany, kawa parująca, a obowiązki zostaną za drzwiami. [Twoje imię]
In English: Congratulations on your retirement! May the armchair be warm and waiting, the coffee steaming and your duties left outside the door. [Your name]
Frequently asked questions
What should I buy for a retirement?
Something personal that lasts longer than flowers - for example the „Jam Jest Emeryt” T-shirt with a Polish slogan. Sizes S-3XL, free shipping.
Order now and celebrate well-earned rest in style.
Materials & care
Gildan Softstyle 64000: combed ring-spun cotton, 150 g/m², double stitching on the hem and sleeves, taped neckline. DTG print: the ink soaks into the cotton, so you cannot feel it under your fingers.
Wash inside out at 30°C, no bleach. Do not tumble dry and do not iron over the print.
Shipping & returns
Free shipping, we print in the destination country, usually 3-7 working days.
Satisfaction guarantee: if you do not like the t-shirt, you can return it within 14 days, no questions asked. Details in our refund policy.